Slasher movies from the 00s

A razor-sharp satire whose teeth still bite — mostly because Patrick Bateman never stopped talking.

A teenage premonition, a list of unlucky survivors and a stubborn refusal to accept 'accident' as an answer.

Final-girl energy, gross-out gags and a wink at Scream — Scary Movie still knows how to make you cringe and chuckle.

A road trip that ends with a chainsaw, a corrupt sheriff and one woman who refuses to be finished.

A frantic father, a captured killer on camera and a house full of horrible choices — and yes, it still makes your stomach drop.

A roller-coaster premonition, a stack of telling photos and one woman trying to out-think an inevitable plan.

A back-road shortcut, a family under siege — and Doug Bukowski, who refuses to be helpless.